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[deepthot]

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DM, 5/21

[rainbowfish]

Hey. [...] I think we’re roommates? I’m Raine.

DM, 5/21

[deepthot]

do you think they put us together because of our cool ass first names

DM, 5/21

[rainbowfish]

Maybe, but my last roommate was named Michael.

DM 6/5

[beautyfull]

Actually do you go here i've never seen you

DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

I think someone's onto you.

Re: DM, 6/23

[deepthot]

Oh no! My charming mystique. Also my dinosaur.

DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

I could try to get it back if you want.

Re: DM, 6/23

[deepthot]

Actually, I was thinking of sneaking in and moving it a little bit every day. See if he notices.

Re: DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

Oh. Psychological warfare.

Re: DM, 6/23

[deepthot]

Just a tasty little nugget of revenge. I appreciate your discretion.

Re: DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

I might not be very good at messing with people, but I'm great at keeping my mouth shut.

Re: DM, 6/23

[deepthot]

Keeping the super secret robot workshop super secret hasn't given you too much trouble, has it?

Re: DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

Nah. Nobody ever suspects me of anything.

Re: DM, 6/23

[deepthot]

Valuable trait to cultivate.

Re: DM, 6/23

[rainbowfish]

Also an easy one to lose.

DM, 6/23, before hostage exahnge

[artificialgravity]

what's your favorite number

10/12

[artificialgravity]

can i ask a weird question

10/12

[deepthot]

Only if you would like a weird answer.

10/12

[artificialgravity]

those are the only real ones

[...]

can you get hurt

because i was going to be like u ok but maybe you're always ok

also do you sleep

10/12

[deepthot]

There are many ways to be hurt. I don't think the birds we encountered would have been capable of causing me permanent harm, though. [...] Kind of you to check, all the same.

That second question is suspicious.

10/12

[artificialgravity]

[...] sure. i was just thinking that a body's a body so maybe it hurts if whatever you're in gets fried

sooo that's a yes

10/12

[deepthot]

No. Sometimes there is discomfort but [...] mostly I am terrifying and all-powerful.

I might turn into a werewolf or an ogre instead of sleep. You never know.

10/12

[artificialgravity]

oh ok hal have mercy or whatever

only if you have a shrek toy

10/12

[deepthot]

Oh, you are so getting I'm afraid I can't do that'd the next time you go to a vending machine.

Maybe I do. Why do you want to know if I sleep?

10/12

[artificialgravity]

any time a machine fucks up i'm telling people it's your fault

i just don't want to message you late if you have some weird healthy sleep schedule